Wednesday, April 18, 2012

crocs melbourne II lace sneakers


im officially a lover of crocs.

and not of those usually sh!teous plastic clogs. tho honestly (full disclosure) I kinda have a small place in my heart for those. guess at my old(er) age im finding fondess towards comfy shoes as opposed to toe crunching/ankle spraining (tho usually this injury occurs when drunk) 6” heels.

my favorite part of these kick flats, the green is called parrot green.
tho now every time I see this dang shoes, naturally the “waaah (I cant spell a parrot’s cackle, sue me) polly wants a cracker”

ps: literally went thru 10 drafts as how to spell a parrot’s cackle and even went the extra mile to google it.

no dice. just waaah.

listen. its 4:16pm. I left my brain at home, it’s a fn miracle im even thinking legibly with this lobotomy.




nike new york giants game jersey


thank you nike for saving the NFL from 10 years of reebok crappy-ness.

a decade of craptastic reebok merchandise such as pink rhinestoned jerseys is over. that aforementioned product (which I will dare not to repeat ever again because of how insulting that sh!t is to a REAL chick sports fan) will never fly at the laboratories of nike in beavertown. if nike ever produces such a product as the aforementioned, just shoot me and/also just let the world end. stick a [pitch]fork in earth, she is done-zo.

tho now I have to burn all my reebok shiz (such is an act of cleansing) and purchase all new nike gear.
I will never dare to mix nike and reebok shiz in one ensemble. that is absolute blasphemy (and a one way ticket to sports fashion hell).

just burn it.


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

mitchell & ness nba legends caricature tees


caricatures arent supposed to be flattering. I think...

aside the fact your dome is the size of australia, every facial feature you had on a wishlist for a plastic surgeon gets magnified like a huge @ss zit.

not cute.

tho these caricatures of nba legends such as bird, magic, the worm, dr. j and ewing (there was no nickname I could recall...or im just a burnout) are pretty fn tame if you ask me.

ps: ummm. if you think chicago bull legend, I would think that dude that played baseball for the birmingham barons woulda been it, rather than the dude who married carmen electra for a hot minute.

tho if youre gonna draw a caricature, a head including a multi-color hair dye job and enough piercings to shame a 16 year old goth teenager id say would be a tad bit more amazeballs, than some bald dude.