this would be a great [parting] gift bag stuffer for the rejects of the bachelor. its like thanks for being a contestant [hired reality show hoe]. but sorry b!tch, not only were you not offered a rose, but here’s something to remind you what kinda [engagement] ring you're desperate @ss wouldve had. womp womp...
@------->----- (no rose for you!)
ps: youre better off girl. you probably saved yourself from getting an std and a famewhore-ing dude for a fiancé. however, I guess if you sign up for sucha show, youre just asking for both of the aforementioned winning “prizes.”
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