I cant do the item description any justice. so im just gonna shut my pie hole and paste what the website writer’s brilliant prose on this fantastical item:
This really puts the "ass" in "businass!" Um, the Butt Station is perfect for any desk, keeping you smiling and organized! Includes a tape dispenser with metal cutter, pen and business card holders and a toilet paper clip compartment with magnetic butt for easy retrieval. Imported. Wipe clean.
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