less than 2 weeks away from pitchers and catchers reporting for spring training dooty.
which means we're hopefully closer to spring, which means hopefully closer to warmer weather.
I mean. that's what usually happens?
oh wait. news f*cking flash:
the northeast is about to get hit with some holy nor'easter sh!t storm tonight. with all the premature school closings (nyc public schools closed tomorrow. that never f*cking happens!) cancellation of flights, I mean seems like the northeast is preparing for the end of the f*cking world. it's like a massive freeeak out. ahhhh!!
jesus. it's only snow. its little white fluffy matter made from h20 and a lil bit of coldness.
I mean people from antarctica and siberia must be pointing fingers and lol-ing at the wussy northeasterners freaking out on some measley 20" of snow.
seriously people. deal with it. it's not that f*cking serious.
I'm more freaking out that it's not warming up enough for me to wear a short sleeve tee (like this above) outside without risking life and limb (literally) via frostbite.
groundhog. you're gonna die.
let's go mets!
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