its like the attack of the transformer chrissy dior clutch! this sh!ts no joke. this puts the real life transformers to shame. pretty dang efficient for the proto-typical woman's needs when attending any sorta black tie party.
inside zipper pocket for life's private [tampon?] sh!t: check
flashy bracelet ring (in case you forgot to accesorize before leaving your beachside condo): check
compartment to fit tea cup chihuahua: check
only thing missing is a pocket for your 20 tubes of lip gloss (one in every shade of pink, of course) and medicine cabinet for your birth control, diet, vitamin and midol pills.