Tuesday, September 8, 2009

ed hardy "pertty" vodka



not judging a book by its cover, need not apply to this...

i really dont give a sh!t on how the bottle looks. as long as the sh!t inside does the deed and gets me wasted, its all good in the hood.

however, i guess in your hazy drunken state, staring at a pertty bottle as this maybe more pleasant than gazing at a plastic bottle (w/a handle) thats labeled poland spring vodka (@ $9.99 for 2 liters in syracuse). so i figure in this case, the prettier the bottle, the prettier the hangover.

ps: dont stare at this pertty bottle too hard. the mystical designs of ed hardy may "influence" you to get inked in your pertty drunken state. not that that occurence hasnt ever happened before in the "stoopid things did/done while i was f*cked up" in the history of humanity-kind.

unless your name is steve-o [aka poster child for "stoopid things did/done while i was f*cked up" tats].

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1 comment:

  1. "...the mystical designs of ed hardy may 'influence' you to get inked in your pertty drunken state..."

    ...or at the very least make poor fashion choices.

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