Tuesday, August 25, 2009

j&d "get in ma' belly!" bacon lip balm



it kinda pains me to category-ize this product under beeeauty, but this only because of a slight technicality, i must. lip balm is supposed to make you perttier.

however, smelling like bacon, no so...
again technicality.

unless you're a "befriended" by 500 ton kodiak bear at the local dive bar, then you will smell zexy as f*ck. too bad by the end the [drunken] night and at the end of your make out session with the oversized cub, you'll be in his belly.

at least you wont have to go on a 2nd date with the furry douche...

click for more info: j&d bacon lip balm

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