Tuesday, August 4, 2009

bowl of "genious" cherries kid's apron

i swear, the way children raised these days, by the time they reach 5 years old they're able to recite the alphabet in swahili while computing logarithim theories. its absolutely insane how much these little whipper snappers know. they're practically coming out of the birth canal with a laptop attached to their umbilical cords and by the time it belts out its first "wah!" the little peanut is creating its own email account. ridiculous...

well now, so if we're going to mold a future julia [child], this is the perfect betty crocker-esque outfit. doesnt it kinda remind you of that tv show in the 80's, small wonder where they had that [creepy] robotic little girl who wore a similar kinda dress? i bet she could whip a 15 course thanksgiving meal all by her itty bitty self, which would put my stoopid @ss to shame shame. last thanksgiving i f*cked up boxed mash potatoes. a frggin newborn orangutan can probably do a better job than this cavechick [me].

oye vey. im definitely some good marriage material. ha...

1 comment:

  1. LMAO, this apron should have "PWNED" written in glitterific Ed Hardy font on the chest. My kid (lol... kid, thats funny) wouldn't be caught dead wearing this, and if it were, i'd kill it.