Wednesday, March 18, 2009

harry & david super "man" moose munch drum



this sh!t is more crippling that kryptonite [i swear].
i emotionally, mentally, physically, and telepathically fall to pieces when im around my beloved moose munch. im talking, eating an amount the size of russia in one sitting. (and no, i cant see the bruskies from my house)

why couldnt sh!t like this be good for you like tofu? its so gosh dang unfair. i'd saw off my left ear [like picasso] if thats what it takes to make moose munch as calorie free as splenda.

if they're any takers, i'd saw off the right one if thats what it takes for me to win the lottery. anyone? anyone?

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