Monday, February 23, 2009

marc by marc jacobs skeleton "drink drank drunk" watch

so after one (you) drinks three car bombs and ten jack and diets (drank in a pint glass of course), that should be the start of a nice buzz, or for you lightweights, just drunk.

to save you the time waiting on a ridiculous bathroom line at the bar (ladies you can relate) to checkout your hot @ss in the mirror, just wear this watch. this is how you probably look, especially when drunk texting your booty call and having that "one eye open" expression. also to kill two birds with one boulder, this is probably how you look the morning after. hungover, still drunk and racoon eyed (thanks to the whole tube of mascara you applied before the prior evening festivities). at least you'll know what time it is when doing the "walk of shame."